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I have zero pain tolerance. God help me if I ever have the courage to birth kids. So, I got an IUD. If you don’t know what that is, I’ll just describe it as a VERY painful procedure for women. And let’s just say this scene was pretty

magicalgirlfetish: theicarustheory: Would have been his first on-site excavation in college or something and then he tweets it with some lame hashtag like “#idigit” and i cry myself to sleep until i’m sixty (for hsph friends and anon who keeps

alphabethic: this would be me if I ever have kids

brunodailyorg: Interviewer: Have you ever used your fame to pick up the ladies? Bruno: Absolutely! Why be famous if you can’t go ‘Excuse me, I don’t know if you know me but I’m a big deal. I’m the Grenade guy.’

I’d like to hope that if they ever did threw steven and connie’s kid into the mix, they’d keep playing it like dragonball, and have steven and connie leave for an extended period of time and come back with a kid in tow.

notevendrugs-justawkwardlyweird:fuckingconversations: nevver: What’s wrong with this picture? Idk, maybe they’re reading about the history around them. Have you ever been to the Louvre? There are a shit-ton of apps you can download to help you

beebunny: i’m already Neurotic Mom

sarahakele: just so we’re clear if i ever become famous you guys totally have my 100% permission to use me to get back at any bitches who teased you in school like im not even kidding just send me a message with your situation and i will fly my ass

dogs99999: I don’t think I should ever have kids bc I was thinking about it… And kids always go to sleepover birthday parties and fuck with ouija boards and honestly? If I’m being honest? I’m fine. I don’t need kids

rosetylr: If a guy ever insists that you two have sex without a condom just smile really big and get teary eyed and emotional and start talking about how excited you are that he wants to have a baby with you and when he tries to interject and say that’s

of-castles-and-converses: telekineticjensen: Best kid ever. Finally a kid doesn’t have to be saved! This was the cutest part of that movie and if you don’t think so you’re wrong.

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess: bentimothycarltoncumberbatch: if you ever feel bad about yourself just remember due to selective breeding throughout human history, and that people tend to marry attractive people and have more attractive kids, people today

cindyisawkward: Seriously.If I ever have kids, “If I Had Words” is going to be their lullaby. THIS SOUNDS PERFECT.

dreamylupin: reminder: don’t ever make fun of someone with a stutter, lisp, or any other speech problem.

alexanderperchov: if i ever have kids instead of being like “it’s a boy” im going to send out highly bewildering cards that say things like “it’s the chosen one” and “it’s probably not a lizard” and “we’re not sure what it is, but

sarahakele: just so we’re clear if i ever become famous you guys totally have my 100% permission to use me to get back at any bitches who teased you in school like im not even kidding just send me a message with your situation and i will fly my ass

casadelanime: casadelanime: tumblr has ruined the word daddy forever if i ever have a kid and they call me daddy i’m going to think of that skinny nerd whipping his bed with a belt

sarahakele: just so we’re clear if i ever become famous you guys totally have my 100% permission to use me to get back at any bitches who teased you in school like im not even kidding just send me a message with your situation and i will fly my ass

unclefather: Reblog if you’re a true 90s kid and you remember this tumblr I don’t remember ever having 2 messages

brightbluedoors: if i ever have kids.. cute

judgeable: does your skin ever do that thing where it’s clear and perfect for a couple days and then all of a sudden it’s like haha just kidding you’re not allowed to have good skin and it breaks out again

kngshxt: if plane tickets was cheap I would have at least 8 kids by now

of-castles-and-converses: telekineticjensen: peterquill: Best kid ever. Finally a kid doesn’t have to be saved! This was the cutest part of that movie and if you don’t think so you’re wrong.

theyellowbrickroad: i hate when adults just assume im going to have kids bc i would literally rather light myself on fire than have a child

sarahakele: just so we’re clear if i ever become famous you guys totally have my 100% permission to use me to get back at any bitches who teased you in school like im not even kidding just send me a message with your situation and i will fly my ass

thekrityanwarrior: damianimated: Please don’t leave babies, kids, or animals in hot cars this summer. “Just one minute” can feel like a lifetime when you’re being cooked alive. ☀️🚗 If I ever have to go somewhere that is inconvenient

dimpsalmighty: If you, as a parent, have ever told your kids that they’re stupid, that they’re fat, that they need to lose weight, that they look pregnant in a certain outfit, that their make up looks horrible, that their haircut is crappy, that

rosesofsunshine3: Narnia anyone? I totally want to have a playroom like this if I ever have kids! It seems easy enough to take out the back of a wardrobe and put it in front of a doorway. No doubt it would be fun to play in. Hmm, it would probably also

thegreatkhaleesi: there’s a 99% of probability that if i ever have kids they will be named after fictional characters

sarahakele: just so we’re clear if i ever become famous you guys totally have my 100% permission to use me to get back at any bitches who teased you in school like im not even kidding just send me a message with your situation and i will fly my ass

kindamindless: little-red-riding-cock: brispeak: Post-It Notes from a Stay-At-Home Dad. These were all very entertaining :P I love how he calls his wife “permanent roommate” I will do this if I ever have a kid hahah

the-renegade-rose: Messy fruit faces 🙊 If I ever have kids I will make sure they develop a love of fruits and veggies VERY young

alexanderperchov: if i ever have kids instead of being like “it’s a boy” im going to send out highly bewildering cards that say things like “it’s the chosen one” and “it’s probably not a lizard” and “we’re not sure what it is, but

alexanderperchov: if i ever have kids instead of being like “it’s a boy” im going to send out highly bewildering cards that say things like “it’s the chosen one” and “it’s probably not a lizard” and “we’re not sure what it is, but

kindamindless: little-red-riding-cock: brispeak: Post-It Notes from a Stay-At-Home Dad. These were all very entertaining :P I love how he calls his wife “permanent roommate” I will do this if I ever have a kid hahah

i-will-call-you-sir: If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he discovers it’s gone, I think a good thing to do is to blame it on Santa Claus. ~Jack Handy

i-will-call-you-sir: If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he discovers it’s gone, I think a good thing to do is to blame it on Santa Claus. ~Jack Handy

casadelanime: casadelanime: tumblr has ruined the word daddy forever if i ever have a kid and they call me daddy i’m going to think of that skinny nerd whipping his bed with a belt

mycummingclean: anomaly1: pr1nceshawn: Guess What…? - Couples find fun ways to announce to their friends and family that they are expecting. I like the player 3 one If i ever have kids I want to announce it like this.

If I ever have a kid, I hope he’s just as cool and fashionable as Kingston.

casadelanime: casadelanime: tumblr has ruined the word daddy forever if i ever have a kid and they call me daddy i’m going to think of that skinny nerd whipping his bed with a belt

charlamagnethagod: If I ever have kids I’m going to make them wash their hands before they come within 20 feet of me I don’t like sticky children

alexanderperchov: if i ever have kids instead of being like “it’s a boy” im going to send out highly bewildering cards that say things like “it’s the chosen one” and “it’s probably not a lizard” and “we’re not sure what it is, but

indica-illusions: stonerthings: If I ever have kids and find them them smoking weed I’m going to walk in their room like “So you’re really going to just skip me on the rotation huh? I thought we were family.” me as a parent

tillerboomin: If I ever have kids , this be them They put on hats!!!

out-in-the-open: If Sam and Dean ever have a kid and they try to sneak back into the house after a party or something, this would probably be the result.

takemesomewheresouth: moosemarine: acountrygirlblog:This is too cute!!! I love the stuffed animals heads. Goals if I ever have another. Let’s hope whomever is with me has a sense of humor How cute 😩❤️ Oh damn, baby goals!! Gotta have a country

lastgunfighterballad: hail-to-the-tsar: red-faced-wolf: forestwildflower: leveractionlady: pickupyourgun: Nice training… Kid is focused. @plumber-with-a-gun if we ever have a kid This is so cute 😭 @ordn4nce @xstarryeyedlunax Ahhhhhhh

acountrygirlblog: If I ever have a son this will be him. Haha hell yes, this will be my son 😂👌🏼

charlotteisnotmyname: lol If we ever have a kid this will happen!

rubberfaktory: overtheunderpass: i have died. goodbye this will be me and my kid if i ever have one and this makes me want to have kids and i have never had this feeling I SIMPLY CANNOT EVEN

official-europa: doyoueverfeelfeels: alexanderperchov: if i ever have kids instead of being like “it’s a boy” im going to send out highly bewildering cards that say things like “it’s the chosen one” and “it’s probably not a lizard”

of-castles-and-converses: telekineticjensen: peterquill: Best kid ever. Finally a kid doesn’t have to be saved! This was the cutest part of that movie and if you don’t think so you’re wrong.

kindamindless: little-red-riding-cock: brispeak: Post-It Notes from a Stay-At-Home Dad. These were all very entertaining :P I love how he calls his wife “permanent roommate” I will do this if I ever have a kid hahah

gale-gentlepenguin:What made you a furry?Lola Bunny from Space JamSonic the hedgehogRobin Hood (the one with animals as characters)Lion King (can you feel the love tonight)PokémonBeastarsCrash or Spyro gamesDon Bluth moviesOther (but you gotta reply

alexanderperchov: if i ever have kids instead of being like “it’s a boy” im going to send out highly bewildering cards that say things like “it’s the chosen one” and “it’s probably not a lizard” and “we’re not sure what it is, but

breelandwalker: doyoueverfeelfeels: alexanderperchov: if i ever have kids instead of being like “it’s a boy” im going to send out highly bewildering cards that say things like “it’s the chosen one” and “it’s probably not a lizard”

alexanderperchov: if i ever have kids instead of being like “it’s a boy” im going to send out highly bewildering cards that say things like “it’s the chosen one” and “it’s probably not a lizard” and “we’re not sure what it is, but

tastefullyoffensive: Dinovember [medium] If I ever have kids……..

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